SO THERE

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:03:13 GMT

the great empire of noodle
http://noodle-empire.myminicity.com/

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 22:39:07 GMT

I know i have work to do, but I don't know what it is.

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 05:16:23 GMT

I'M DONE WITH FINALS
I'M DONE WITH FINALS

I
AM
DONE
WITH
FINALS

I GOT AN A ON MY FINAL IN ART HISTORY!
I GOT A FUCKING A

I CAN FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST LEARNED

O
M
F
G

THE WORLD HAS BEAUTY AGAIN

OMG OMG
O
M
G

I CAN GO OUTSIDE!

I CAN SLEEP

I DON'T HAVE TO DRINK SIX CUPS OF COFFEE

O
M
F
G

WHAT I HAVE RIGHT NOW IS BETTER THAN GOLD.

Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:14:22 GMT

Boring weekend, this is good.

things that made this weekend good

good gossip
hanging out with andrew watching flavor of love
going on ridiculous adventures with andrea
watching the libertine (for class, damn that's a lot of sex/facial rotting)
writing crappy music on my computer
cooking

things that made my weekend bad
puking
sending an awkward text
coughing
no sun light

MEMO TO ALL READERS

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:43:45 GMT

IMPORTANT MEMO

See Erica's entry. But make it less dramatic.
thank you.

Sara Polton

poltron inc.

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 17:31:03 GMT

I cooked and it turned out great!!!

something good happened.

friends feel better. i'll make you rice.

LAST RIGHTS EPISODE THREE

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 16:59:43 GMT

LAST RIGHTS EPISODE THREE!!!!

you don't count as a person unless you've seen the first three episodes of last rights!!!!

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:31:18 GMT

LAST RIGHTS! Watching and love it.

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 00:36:33 GMT

I had a good day.

And today was my bad day.

Today was rough sick wise. I'm not letting it destroy me emotionally but physically i'm almost completely useless.

I just need to make it through tomorrow.

I can't wait to get on with my life.

Someone tell me that i'm not crazy.

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:15:37 GMT

I'm either so sick in the head I need to be bled dry to quit or ___________________________. Fill in the blank.

PS I got an extention on my Ethics exam. im glad I never bothered worrying about it.

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:00:31 GMT

doing better. a lot better. but i'm definetly not all the way there.

trying not to be bitter.

I'm frustrated with people constantly asking me to hang out or come over. I was in the ER twice last week. I can't entertain you.

i want pizza so bad it's killing me.

There's going to be a lot of celebrating this weekend and I know i'm going to miss it all. But i don't want to be around a lot of people right now. So i'm not too discouraged.

Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:43:35 GMT

but don't worry i'm not mad at any of u roomies.
just don't act dumb or ask for advice. and we'll be chill.

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 21:48:46 GMT

I called a PA to see if I should go to the ER. I was expecting him to say, nah you'll be fine. Instead I got. GOSH JUST GO TO THE ER!

So the lovely Andrea dropped me off at the ER. I insisted that she stayed home. I forget sometimes that I'm not as tough as I pretend to be.

A lot of insanely fat people in the waiting room. Wow fat people have health problems.

They bumped me up on the list. I didn't get a room just a bed in the hall.

So I talked to the Resident. Then the Doctor. "Don't worry we wont have to do any blood work."

Pregnacy test. They always try to convince you that your preggers. SURPRISE I'm NOT preg. Not that I was remotely worried.

OK so next, time to numb my insides and kill the pain. Oh here's some white pills they do stuff.

Nothing happens.

OK so lets do some blood work and get an IV.

So I've never had an IV. Right about now I'm pretty scared.

Guy puts the IV in. It hurts. It takes him a while before I get a baggy.

So I soak up all that weird clear stuff.

Any better? Well now my insides burn.

Doctor disappears for a while.

OK SO! They can't do anything for me. Pain killers and a couple prescriptions.

Right about now my doctor says the scariest thing I've heard in a while
"You're going to haunt me."
By this he ment I can't make you feel better. But i can drug you up.

Then Andrea (who has stayed up late dispite her morning class) has to find me. I'm pretty overwhelmed and terrifed.

She finds me.

THE DRUGS KICK IN.

We get home. I'm babbling about who knows what. Opening doors is hard. I start shaking really hard and I fall asleep sitting upright.

I wake up around 1130 the next morning high as a kite and still in pain. This is just more evidence to my theory that pain killers don't actually kill pain they just make you super high.

My mom calls.

My Dad comes from Northern Va to pick me.

I'm now in Northern Va. I have an appointment tomorrow with a specialist.

I'm still in a ridiculous amount of pain but now I've got my parents around. It was getting too hard to take care of myself. (Considering my numerous dietary restrictions)

SUM UP:

I AM GOING TO LIVE. BUT IT IS GOING TO HURT.

I'll keep everyone posted. (Especially my roomates!)

dumb survey

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:09:24 GMT

*Another long-ass survey!!*
~Introduction~
Name?:	Sara
Nickname(s)?:	Sara Awesome Polton, Sara Awesome, Lizzard, annnnnnnnnnnnnd Poltron
Birthday?:	March 19th
Birthplace?:	Fairfax Va
Hair Color?:	Blond? Brown? Blond and Brown
Eye Color?:	Blue, green, brown, and yellow
Siblings?:	Brother
Shoe Size?:	6 1/2
Any Tattoos?:	nope
Piercings?:	ears
~Favorites~
Color?:	BLUE!
Kind of Food?:	chinese and mexican
Actor?:	Vincent D'onofrio
Actress?:	I dunnnnnnnnnnno
Place to go on Vacation?:	Anywhere with an ocean that's not Jersey
Sport to Watch on TV?:	Does the biggest loser count?
Time of Day?:	Night
Swear Word?:	Fuck
Cereal?:	Frosted Flakes
Website?:	homestarrunner.com
Radio Station?:	none
Toothpaste?:	minty?
Shampoo?:	Ojon
Cartoon Character?:	Plankton
Alcoholic drink?:	idk
Kind of Soda?:	coke
Animal?:	dog
Day of the Week?:	Friday
Month?:	March
Season?:	Winter
Holiday?:	Christmas
Type of Music?:	Rock
Genre of Movies?:	drama/action/film nior/comedy
Brand of Cigarettes?:	none!
Flower?:	Orchid
Scent?:	Vanilla
Ice Cream?:	Cookie Dough
Candy?:	Sour Candy
Board Game?:	Monopoly
Video Game?:	Mario Kart
Number?:	8
Store?:	EBAY
Restaurant?:	Austin Grill
~This or That~
Night Owl or Early Bird?:	Night Owl
True Love or a Pile of Money?:	True love
Hot Dog or Hamburger?:	Hamburger
Boxers or Briefs?:	Boxers
Blue or Green?:	Blue
Vanilla or Chocolate?:	Chocolate (OH YEAH)
Coffee or Tea?:	Coffee
Purple or Pink?:	Purple
Winter or Summer?:	Winter
Sun or Moon?:	Moon
Ford or Chevy?:	don't care
Indoors or Outdoors?:	Both
Camping or fishing?:	fishing
Silver jewelry or gold jewelry?:	both
Cake or Pie?:	cake
Leather Seats or Cloth Seats?:	cloth
Dog or Cat?:	dog
~Feelings about Self~
Do you like yourself?:	sometimes
Do You Have High Self-Esteem?:	not usually
Are You Happy With Your Life?:	pretty much
Do You Like The Way You Look?:	it's ok
Do You Ever Wish You Were Someone Else?:	no
~How Many~
Funerals Have You Attended?:	One
Concerts Have You Been To?:	a small handfull
Times Has Your Heart Been Broken?:	Six times
Weddings Have You Been To?:	five
Times Have You Cried?:	This week? Once
States Have You Visited?:	Idk a dozen
~Have You Ever~
Been in Love?:	Nope
Been on a Plane?:	Once
Traveled out of the Country?:	nope
Been in a Fist Fight?:	nope
Peed Your Pants (past age 7!)?:	nope
Been in a Car Accident?:	yes
Had a Near Death Experience?:	yes
Accidentally Hit an Animal?:	nope
Set Anything on Fire?:	yes
Been Totally Drunk?:	yes
Done Drugs?:	nope
Cried Over a Movie/TV Show?:	yes
Broke the Law?:	probably
Got a Speeding Ticket?:	yes
Been Engaged?:	yes
Water Skiied?:	nope
Bungee Jumped?:	nope
Made a Prank Call?:	all the time
Broken a Bone?:	yup
Had Surgery?:	yes
Been Seriously Ill?:	nope
Been on the News?:	nope
Tripped and fell?:	last week on stage!
Been So Scared You Couldn't Sleep?:	yup
Had a Gun Pointed at You?:	not a real gun
Kicked a Guy in the Nuts?:	yeah
Cursed in Front of Your Parents?:	every fucking day
Cheated on a Significant Other?:	nope
Shoplifted?:	by accident once
Been Arrested?:	nope
Laughed So Hard That You Cried?:	last week
Cried Yourself to Sleep?:	yes
Hit/Slapped/Punched a Significant Other?:	nope
~Past~
First Job?:	Sales lady
First Car?:	Grampa's mercury sable
First Kiss?:	in kindergarden
Did You Like High School?:	NOPE
What Was Your Favorite Subject?:	Theater
What Social Class Did You Fit Into?:	drama freaks
Did You Go To Prom?:	yup
Were You a Wild Teenager?:	nope?
Did You Fight Alot With Your Parents?:	YES
Did You Have Alot of Friends?:	YES
~Future~
Want to Get Married?:	yeah
Want to Have Kids?:	yeah
If So, How Many?:	like two or four
Do You Have Their Names Already Picked Out?:	nope
Any Place You Want to Visit Before You Die?:	no
Any Goals/Dreams/Aspirations?:	yes. too many.
~Political~
Are You Democrat or Republican?:	liberal.
Do You Like George Bush?:	NO
Are You Pro-Life or Pro-Choice?:	Pro Choice
How Do You Feel About Gay Marriage?:	IT'S HOT. Jk.
Are You For or Against the War?:	against, always.
Did You Vote in the Last Presidential Election?:	nope, i was too young
~Do You Believe In~
Heaven and Hell?:	nope
God?:	yes
Ghosts?:	nope
Aliens/UFO's?:	nope
Psychics?:	me?
Astrology?:	nope
Soulmates?:	nope
Love at First Sight?:	nope
Karma?:	nope
~Are You Afraid of~
The Dark?:	nope
Being Home Alone?:	nope
Spiders?:	YES
Snakes?:	nope
Clowns?:	nope
Michael Myers?:	nope
Jason Vorhees?:	don't even know who he is
Ghosts?:	nope
Cemeteries?:	nope
Thunder/Lightning?:	I love them
Sharks?:	nope
Water?:	nope
Haunted Houses?:	nope
Big Dogs?:	only if they're attacking me
Scary Movies?:	sometimes
~In a BF/GF~
Preferred Eye Color?:	hot
Hair Color?:	hot
Hair Length?:	hot
Ideal Personality::	hot
Preferred Clothing Style::	hot
Weight?:	hot
Height?:	hot/tall
Any Turnoffs?:	ugly
Which is More Important, Looks or Personality?:	personality
~How Often Do You~
Smoke?:	never
Eat?:	constantly
Drink Alcohol?:	occasionally
Shower?:	everyday
Shave?:	everyday
Brush Teeth?:	three times a day
Dye Your Hair?:	every couple of months
Cuss?:	fucking all the god damn time
~Do You Like~
To Snuggle?:	only with hot dudes, or my roomates, or my mom.
To Be Tickled?:	no
To Dance?:	no
To Sing?:	in the shower
To Play Pranks on People?:	yes
To Laugh?:	YES
Telling Jokes?:	YES
Being The Center of Attention?:	yes
Standing Out in The Rain?:	yes
Playing in the Snow?:	YES
~Are You~
Happy?:	sure
Messy?:	definetly
Lazy?:	YES
Selfish?:	sometimes
Caring?:	yeah
Funny?:	YES
Crazy?:	YES
A Bitch?:	sometimes
Romantic?:	nope
Trustworthy?:	yes
Violent?:	nah
Laid-Back?:	yeah
Smart?:	yup
A Good Person?:	sure
~Miscellaneous~
How Often Do You Have Dreams?:	every night
If You Could, Would You Want to Be Immortal?:	yes
How Long Does It Take You to Shower?:	like 15-30min
How Many Pairs of Jeans Would You Say You Have?:	like 8 pairs
How Many Shirts?:	who knows
What Size Is Your Bed?:	twin
How Do You React When Someone Tells You You're HOT?:	thanks
Do You Like Your Name?:	no!!!!!!!!!!!
Are You Religious?:	nope
How Often Do You Go To Church?:	never
What Kind of Vehicle Do You Drive?:	i sold it!
If Money Was No Object, What Kind of Vehicle Would You Drive?:	an expensive one
Have You Ever Licked a 9-Volt Battery?:	nope
What Cell Phone Provider Do You Have?:	at and t
Do You Read Your Horoscope?:	sometimes
What Position Do You Sleep In at Night?:	all of them
Are You Addicted to The Internet?:	probably
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Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:38:29 GMT

So i went to student health today.

The PA thinks that acid is striping away the lineing in my stomach.

They did some blood work and I'm coming in for another appointment.

IN THE MEANTIME! I'm going to restrict my diet, a.k.a. nothing fun to eat. And i'm taking four times the amount of antacids a normal person is suppose to take.

I missed all my classes today. UGH! I can't let this stop me from getting my work done.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Mom: Sara, that can't possibly be it. Do you know how incredibly painful that is?
Sara: Actually mom I seem to know exactly how painful it is.

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 05:04:40 GMT

SO.

I called a doctor. He thinks my stomach lineing is eroding. OUCH.

I'm going to student health tomorrow.

I've been trying my hardest to avoid the ER. ugh.

not cool tapes.

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 18:48:34 GMT

pain still there but now i'm functional.

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 20:07:44 GMT

I feel like there's a cord inside my body going from my throat to the bottom of my toroso. And the cord gets tighter or looser. But the tighter it gets, oh god, the more it hurts. This is a very un-natural pain. I'm a little freaked out.

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:17:47 GMT

I love my roomates.

I am going to direct a play. It's going to be a lot of work but hopefully it'll be worth it.

So i decided that from now i'm going to write out some of my dreams in my lj.

So a few nights ago I had this really weird dream...

I was a cop with a bunch of famous actors who were also cops. AKA Samual L. Jackson and Tom Cruise.
So there was this killer and he lures a group of ppl into a parked car in a parking lot and then he hides and gases them. SO then we were all sitting in the car waiting for him and i got the bright idea "hey lets look for him.
I found this giant sewer and I turned the water on and closed the top so that he'd drown. But the top doesn't lock so I was standing on it. I began urging everyone to stand on it with me but I was greeted with blank stares. I began getting really hysterical yelling "come on!" and then somewhere in there Erica began asking me really stupid questions about movies. Then the man in the sewer opened it up and came out. I realized they were all dirty cops and began booking it out of there. Then tom cruise with a large silver barretta began chasing me really fast. He didn't shoot he wanted to catch me. THEN I woke up.

Damn you Tom Cruise!

Improv show tomorrow!

My ankle still hurts from rehersal. But that did not stop me from working out longer and harder then the tough guy in the gym.

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:47:08 GMT

stood up?
yeah i figured.
another let down. bfd.
i guess i was about due.
oh well.

Thank you random stranger who paid for my food while i was pukeing.

Sat, 08 Sep 2007 18:52:03 GMT

my head esplode.

P.S. I hate denny's

Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:05:13 GMT

does anyone know where i could get a copie of final draft for free?

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:22:59 GMT

RUNDOWN (in no particular order)

-I've desonated friday a secret yet specal day
-Watched a whole messy drama go on with someone I care about. One of those situation where there's nothing you can do to help. I ofcourse ended up making it worse b/c my childish impulsive side keeps breaking free. I can only hope that things work out for the best although I am (and always have been) a sceptic.
-Had a mini fling, but don't worry no damage done. He called himself "replaceable". I suppose that's the best way to put it
-Made up a new virsion of avril lev(long last name)'s song "Girlfriend" now it's called "roomate".

"Hey hey you you
I don't like your roomate
no way no way
I think you need a new one
you me you me
I could be your roomate

You're so cool you're so cool
you're better than christmas
and hell yeah I can do the dishes

She's like so whatevs
you can do so much bevs
that's what i'm talking about

I can buy you a futon
and then we can eat a crouton
i'm like no other
what the hell were you drinking

No wayyyyy no wayyyyy no wayyyy"

-watched jenny hann dance like zack effron
-made polton pockets (SO TASTY) ask me if u want the recipe
-realized that i'm better at ryming than R. Kelly
-named a seal 'sushi'
-VISITED WITH EMILY PATTON and watched her get along better with my friends than her and i. JK we love eachother.
-stayed up late with erica
-worked out almost every day (I missed one but then worked out double later)
-watched jenny and erica (With out knowing) paint their nails the same color and buy lunchables.
-realized that maybe i'll be one of the smart kids in my advanced writting class... and also realized that what they consider avangard and what i consider avangard is VERY different.
"That play is avantgard because a guy kills his brother"
"No this play is avantgard because they crucify a child on stage"
*group gasp*
I get really intimidated in classes like that so I need to have confidence in whatever it is that I have to say b/c when i did work up the courage to speak up in that class everyone seemed to be intellectually turned on by what I had to say. Of course all my imput related directly back to theater and not literature.
-colored in a coloring book.
-realized that my memory is really bad. EXAMPLE! I found some nail polish sitting out on my stuff. Painted my nails with it and was freaking out b/c it was an amazing color. Andrea says it isn't hers. Then where the hell did i get this? I have no recollection of this existing and why is it out? So confusing.
-Reunited with benny (the hampster)
-annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd that's it.

wow what a first week!

Sat, 04 Aug 2007 15:59:49 GMT

BUSY FLIPPING WEEK!
Friday: Buy everything I need for the beach and b-day gifts for Cindy and Nat... I'm not to sure about what I got Nat. THEN I have to keep a show together b/c now I'm in charge of both the male and female leads. Plus I've got to make sure the rest of the cast is in check.
Saturday: 9AM BIKINI WAX! Suprisingly not very painful. Although something about hot wax on my skin makes me feel really grossed out. EW. Then I'm going to a picnic! SHIT it's gonna be hot. Oh well. Then Dinner with family?
Sunday: Last preformance of the show THANK GOD. I hope I'm not invited to the cast party b/c I'm going to CINDY'S!
Monday: Go to work, leave early pack. BEACH!
Tuesday: BEACH!
Wednesday: Drive home early go to work. Think about killing myself from exhustion.
Thursday: Try to get out of work again, dear lord she has to let me, for a doctor's appointment that I can't cancel.
Friday: rest? I hope so.

Sun, 08 Jul 2007 17:55:00 GMT

Worst week ever.